+ Business art is the step that comes after Art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist.

+ I loved working when I worked at commercial art and they told you what to do and how to do it and all you had to do was correct it and they'd say yes or no. The hard thing is when you have to dream up the tasteless things to do on your own.

+ I do the same thing everyday. I go to work and paint. I try to turn out as many pictures as I can.

+ I paint anybody, anybody that asks me.

+ I always think I don't do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

+ Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

+ Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

+ Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

+ Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

+ Why do people think artists are special? It's just another job.

+ I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

+ Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

+ I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work', because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do.

+ Uh, gee, great.