+ I don't hate you for failing, I love you for
+ There has to be more life than just what we
everyone needs something to believe in.
+ My life is pretty boring. The other day some
Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door and I wouldn't
let them leave. They finally snuck away when I
went to make lemonade.
+ You know, the courts may not be working any
more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone
else, justice will be done.
you know how unpredictable the French are. One
minute they're kissing a woman's hand, then next,
they're chopping off her head!
+ I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's
brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin
in it, and you know how smart they are.
+ Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin! It encourages
punching, boastfulness and rudeness towards hos!
I dont want to leave Springfield. Ive
dug myself into a happy little rut here and Im
not about to hoist myself out of it.
+ You should listen to your heart, and not the
voices in your head.