+ As intelligence goes up, happiness goes down.
See, I made a graph. I make a lot of graphs.
romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile
takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized and
sold off piece by piece.
+ Look I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower
order of life. We face that prejudice every day
of our lives, but we are happy on our little planet.
having never received any words of encouragement
myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound.
But here goes: I believe in you.
+ The city of Washington was built on a stagnant
swamp some two hundred years ago and very little
has changed; it stank then and it stinks now.
Only today, it is the fetid stench of corruption
that hangs in the air.
+ Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson
lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful
poetry the world has ever known.. then went crazy
as a loon.
+ I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what
God is. All I know is he's more powerful than