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+ On stage you're free. You can say and do things
that if you said and did any place else, you'd
be arrested.
+ If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need
a phone number?
+ You're only given a little spark of madness.
You mustn't lose it.
+ Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making
too much money.
+ Beer commercials usually have big men, manly
men doing manly things.. '"You just killed
a small animal. It's time for a light beer."
Why not a realistic beer commercial like, "It's
five o'clock in the morning. You just pissed on
a dumpster. It's Miller time."
+ Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's
ready.
+ We're all worms, but I do believe I'm a glowworm.
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