+ I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse
town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch
TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange,
exotic malls...I want to live, Marge!
Won't you let me live?
+ All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my
+ Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but
you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
+ But Marge,
what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week
we just make God madder and madder.
+ I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational
skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot
harder when Im around.
+ Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For
the first time in my life, everything is absolutely
perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't
ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give
me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
+ That's it! You people have stood in my way long
enough. I'm going to clown college!
+ Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of